December 2010
“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of...”
– Oscar Wilde (via kimberlydecidestoblog)
Get a life.: So Rupe and Dan had a crush on Emma... →
fuckyeahemmawatson:
fuckyeahtomfelton:dearrei:
“I have to confess, I had a bit of a crush on Tom Felton in the earlier films,” she (Emma Watson) said when making an appearance on “Live with Regis and Kelly”.
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Rupert Grint, who plays Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter films, has…
The awkward moment when you drop something in a...
picknickparty:
It falls off and your desperately trying to put it back when you feel someone watching you and you’re all like:
Then the saleslady looks at you like:
That moment when you walk out the room singing to...
-vordloldemort:
ilikeyouokay:
livetalktype:
dracomalfoyisabamf:
likeariot42:
liestoldwithfingerstied:
roberrrrto:
When you're with your friends and
twoletteredsins:
legendwaitforitdaryy:
ilyketurtles:
One of them says something funny
You laugh so hard you become a cat
Then decide to start dancing
Now you’re halfway through reading this and you realize it doesn’t make sense
But you reblog it anyway
And then you question your sanity, and why you are still reading this
But it doesn’t matter because you’re awesome.
...
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ?
Plato: For the greater good.
Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Mishima: For the beauty of it. The chicken's extension of its sinuous legs sent shivers of a dark despair into the souls not only of the silently watching hens but also the roosters, who felt a sudden sexual desire for their exquisite comrade. The dark courage of the chicken was as beautiful as drops of dew upon jade at midnight, struck by a partial moon, its light filtered through clouds. One of the deeply aroused roosters could stand the intensity of the moment no more and bit off the head of the beautiful, courageous chicken-hero, whose wine blood was deliciously drunken by the road, and he died.
Camus: The chicken's mother had just died. But this did not really upset him, as any number of witnesses can attest. In fact, he crossed just because the sun got in his eyes.
Martin Luther King: I have a dream that one day chickens can cross the damn road without their motives being questioned.
Ten Words You Need to Stop Misspelling
withreggaeton:
:))) \m/
i want a boy who will move the hair away from my...
oversoul:
dietkiller:
omgggwhat:
(via hoorayforangel, thesexkitten)
Good fucking luck with that.
When I read the first 4 words I automatically knew this is stupid. Guess what! I was right
That moment when you're reading a book and you...
diveintotheunknown:
siriusexgod:
iamstillahobo:
-sluttypumpkin:
snapesgrudge:
What if you’re like reading Harry Potter and make that face everytime.
never going to finish it.
basically.
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Have you ever had the kind of crush where when you...
Which one? Past or present? Well, as far as I’m concerned, I don’t want to give a fuck anymore. :(
I feel like everyone else on Tumblr is best...
diveintotheunknown:
loldemort:
-hogwarts:
draco-the-fucking-elf:
and i feel like when i talk to them that im soooo extra
Honestly, I’m just here like
^ this lol.
\m/
best turning curved
diveintotheunknown:
jenngai:
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2-feet-under-the-stars:
kowkowcrunch:
Italy
Indonesia
Malaysia
Germany
Hong Kong
Korea
Philippines
HORY SHET, PHILIPPINES~
(via pedobrends)
mother of god..
IT RETURNS AKDLJASKLJD
LOL.
PHILIPPINES FTW.
\m/ Philippines! :)) FTW!
I love those days when you just DGAF
alyaae:
Hair looks like shit?
Homework still to do?
Room still to clean?
Bitches trying to make you mad?
Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama?
Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?
\m/
MAY I PLEASE FUCK YOUR VOICE?
diveintotheunknown:
theboywiththebread:
thesummerscent:
poursomesugar-:
OMG. I know!
FERB! XD
just gonna leave this here.
FERB! \m/ <3
